Progress in Fighting Snakebite Deaths. endobj That's... the best Game Over screen I ever saw. Angry Video Game Nerd Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. /Parent 3 0 R ), The Nerd: (terrified) Agh! The camera pans to the Nerd, shaking his head) I don't know what else to say. Transcript of AVGN episode Friday the 13th. Today's Angry Video Game Nerd Reaction Video: Friday the 13th - NES - Angry Video Game Nerd - Episode 12 Hey, what's up guys, my name is charlie, and I like YouTube… Ju-- You're absolutely right, because I was just kidding. << What can ya say? /CropBox [0 0 612 792] (character gets killed) So, I'm dead. Freddy Krueger's clawed glove, accompanied by the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" theme music, comes up from behind the couch just as the Nerd wakes up and notices it. Classic - Friday the 13th Scripts by Friday Th (fridaythe13thfranchise). Just fuckin' horrible! /Type /Page This game is infamous for being... great, right? Friday that falls on the 13th of any month and is considered unlucky and the superstition is that it is a day of much bad luck . I was just kidding, I swear! Using his machete, he points to the "PUSH START BUTTON" message. /Resources << The series follows Micki and Ryan, owners of an antiques store, and their friend, Jack Marshak, as they try to recover cursed antiques, to put them into safety in the store's vault. 13. [ How to KILL Jason ] Friday The 13TH Game. /CropBox [0 0 612 792] I swear to God, I was just kidding, I was just kidding! (zooms in on Jason's sprite) And he looks really good in purple, doesn't he? From what I can gather, this was extremely close to being filmed before Paramount got cold feet. Finally, the Friday The 13th script is here for all you fans of the Jared Padalecki & Danielle Panabaker Jason 2009 remake. And I have a time limit, so I need to get all the way over there, as fast as I can, or else Jason kills one of the camp counselors. The control's so fuckin' awkward! I love those scary faceless kids in the cabin. Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids? Game Over." And what if there was a sequel? I didn't fight Jason yet, but you're welcome. I love how smooth the camera angles are. Fantastic. Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN) is an American web television series of comedy-themed retrogaming reviews, created by and starring James Rolfe.The show revolves around reviews that involve acerbic rants about low quality video games. /Parent 3 0 R The Nerd: No need for it, but, Friday the 13th doesn't have that problem, proving that day-to-night transitions can work when done right. Makes me have nightmares. 8:48. >> The bare basics of left and right do not apply. And that's why this game is so great, because it's free from all logic. stream (defeats Jason). << I mean, everybody loves this game, because it's awesome. Logic is for pussies! Open, you piece of shit! PIECE OF SHIT! For Friday the 13th on the NES, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "Did you come here just because of The AVGN? Edit. DEAD FUCKIN' SERIOUS. (Now, while the Nerd is playing, Jason is watching over him. I just love tryin' to find the door, because, there's nothin' in here, and now, I just wanna get the fuck out. Brain parks his bicycle in front of a scary-looking building. They're either "defeated" or they... turn into an item and like, float away. I mean, I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick, and if you thought I was serious about this game--, (Jason Voorhees comes out with the Nerd in a choke hold, ready to slice his head off with a machete. It's 7:01 on Friday the 13th of June. Well, everybody except for Arnold, who doesn't believe in silly superstitions. It would have to say somethin' even worse. With the tentative title Friday the 13th: Part 13 on the front cover, Guzikowksi’s aborted script begins at Camp Crystal Lake in 1977. endobj /Contents 6 0 R Explore the various scripts used to create your favorite Friday The 13th films. (Screen reads "YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. The knife goin' into the eye in the beginning right away should be an indication of how... cool it is. When you stand on a path, you press Up, and then the screen changes. The Nerd: I love all those options on the right. The card shows the wish saying "Friday, the 13th Birthday", with a bunny ready to cut the Birthday cake art on the background. /Length 493 That's cool. I love figurin' that shit out. /Font << I got a good idea of what it should say. Péter Szombati. The Nerd: So I'm walkin' around, lookin' for fireplaces, answering to the Jason Alarm every once in a while. Synopsis: Friday the 13th is a 1980 American slasher film directed by Sean S. Cunningham and written by Victor Miller. The Nerd prepares for Halloween by taking a look at why the NES game based on Friday the 13th is more frustrating than scary. (In-game Jason pops out of nowhere, frightening the Nerd), The Nerd: WHOA! Just great. The surprising draw of 'Draw Something' Uudam China’s Got Talent. But, this game just over-complicates things because it's so good. 7 0 obj >> (BANG! Just wonderful. 2 0 obj The Nerd: Alright, we switch camp counselors. That's the Jason Alarm. Friday The 13th Fanatics > The Friday The 13th Franchise > The Friday The 13th Films (1980-2009) > Friday The 13th 2009 > The script. << >> DJ (V.O.) She wears Nike jogging shoes. Game Over.". (Jason has him pinned) Don't kill me! Well, he scared the SHIT outta me, and now he's fighting me like in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! watch 01:48. /Resources << AVGN - Friday 13th Part 2 HUN. DJ (V.O.) /Contents 8 0 R So lets go back to the past and watch AVGN: Friday the 13th in High Quality! 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